May 2008
60 posts
“On October 30, 2004, Tristian Wilson was released from a Memphis jail on the...”
– Why Do We Accept Signatures by Fax?
May 30th
Let it be known: the Lime Group throws the best parties in the New York area.
May 30th
Up late transitioning Wonkette to new owners. Fun!
May 29th
Just another day at the office...
Coworker: Well, can you reach him? It's important.
Coworker: I know he's on a boat, but has he been checking in with the office?
Coworker: (listening, listening)
Coworker (clearly exasperated, borderline sarcastic): Fine. Why don't you just give me "The Captain's" fax number then and we'll go from there.
May 28th
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I really wish the AC was working properly in my office. And in my apartment, for that matter.
May 27th
May 26th
In search of a BBQ!
May 26th
May 26th
HBO’s Recount is a brilliant movie, but quite depressing.
May 26th
The east village smells like BBQs.
May 26th
May 25th
Can anyone explain to me Muji’s purpose, exactly?
May 25th
“Jim, hi. Meeting went well today, we’re still on track for next week’s...”
– Overheard at Dulles
May 25th
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May 25th
They’re playing the thong song at my corner bodega.
May 24th
Note to self: don’t play rock, paper, scissors with world class gamblers
May 24th
Such great weather!
May 24th
“A Pentagon audit of $8.2 billion in American taxpayer money spent by the United...”
– Iraq Spending Ignored Rules, Pentagon Says - NYTimes.com
May 23rd
IKEA Kitchen Table for Sale →
Can I interest anyone in an IKEA Kitchen Table?!?!?
May 23rd
May 21st
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scott: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/ofc/676254609.html
scott: HAHA
scott: executive assistant to pete cashmore
nick: oh good i needed a job
nick: do they get to spellcheck his next craigslist post?
May 21st
May 20th
Annoying: trying to find your blackberry charger in the 15 boxes you packed the night before.
May 20th
May 20th
Packing! Movers come tomorrow at 11am, sharp.
May 19th
Space Porn: The Ten Most Important Satellites... →
May 19th
Devastation: if you have brunch at Essex before noon, no free drinks included!
May 18th
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May 16th
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Picked up the keys to my new apartment! Moving in on Tuesday.
May 16th
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May 15th
“Gawker Inothernews added you as a friend on Facebook”
– What the fuck?
May 15th
Quiz: Are You An Online Jackass? →
May 15th
Just signed a lease!
May 13th
Bad ways to wake up: scary ConEd Meter Readers banging on every door on your floor, mumbling. First thing he did: fix his hair.
May 13th
Lisa Loeb on Gossip Girl? Really?
May 13th
“Since taking the helm of IAC in 1995, Diller has pulled down $1.1 billion for...”
– Barry Diller Profile - Executive Articles - Portfolio.com
May 12th
Wandering around Lower Manhattan.
May 11th
WatchWatch
marco: In yesterday’s MobLogic, Lindsay Campbell asks user-submitted questions during the Sean Bell protests. Then, in a huge cliffhanger, she gets arrested herself at the end with the others! Gotta respect that. “To be continued…”
May 11th
Who are all the cab drivers talking to on the phone all the time? Other cab drivers?
May 10th
Taking part in Smoothie Saturday
May 10th
I found an apartment!
May 9th
“Mortimer Spasticfastener added you as a friend on Facebook.”
– There must be some reference I’m not getting…
May 8th
May 7th
Didn’t get the apartment I wanted. I hate the New York rental market.
May 6th
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May 6th
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Today In Catalogs: 8 Products From SkyMall You Can... →
Oh, Jezebel.
May 6th