May 2009
64 posts
“hey i need someones email address i got a hit album i need to become famous can...”
– Submitted to the Hype Machine contact form. I should note his email address ends in 420.
May 1st
April 2009
61 posts
Do I have Swine Flu? →
Apr 30th
“Berlin’s “Pussy Club” has attracted media attention with its...”
– Global economic crisis hits German sex industry | U.S. | Reuters
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
Tonight’s tally: one cooking success, one cooking fail.
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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Did anyone else’s Mom call to warn them about (DUM DUM DUM) the swine flu?!?
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
texts from last night →
Presented without comment. Highly reccomended.
Apr 26th
Things drunk people say: “The sun landing is Greek to me” -a friend, on the sunset
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
Attemtping to make Sangria for the @caroliiine and @kath roof party
Apr 25th
Working through io9’s budget with @annaleen. She is using her calculator watch.
Apr 24th
Exhausted. Staying in and catching up on Big Love.
Apr 24th
Welcome to the Airport for Nobody - Rep. John... →
Apr 24th
Fail = getting to your apartment, only to realize you left your keys at work
Apr 23rd
OH in Times Square: “Buy my album! I make rap! And I don’t kill people!”
Apr 23rd
Apr 23rd
“Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapleton issued a statement ahead of the interview,...”
– Levi: The Palins ‘blew us off’ - Andy Barr - POLITICO.com
Apr 23rd
Apr 21st
mikehudack: I love ad ops! Been neck-deep in DFP all day. It’s surprisingly good. Seriously? You can’t mean that…
Apr 20th
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My friend @mrw (Matt) just won two Lily Allen tickets/VIP passes after running to an Irish Pub (?) from work http://is.gd/txHF
Apr 20th
WatchWatch
How James spent his weekend: wearing high heels.
Apr 20th
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How are trucks on my street so loud?
Apr 20th
Apr 19th
Apr 19th
Spring cleaning! Someone buy my IKEA drawers! http://bit.ly/10vCKM
Apr 19th
State of the Economy: if @teamcaroline can’t find gainful employment, she is herding sheep in France.
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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Not impressed with speed of concession lines at @citifield
Apr 17th
Apr 17th
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This @wholefoods Seaweed Salad is awful.
Apr 16th
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WatchWatch
bwc: I Can Make You Feel It - Home Video
Apr 16th
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Today’s recession tip: show your (expired) student ID at J Crew and get 15% off!
Apr 12th
Apr 12th
Homeless man: “spare some change?” Me: “afraid not, sorry.” HM: “Bless you, Happy Easter!” HM: “I think your zipper’s open.” And it was!
Apr 12th
Primary Care Physicians
It seems nearly all my friends are in the same bucket I am: I had a doctor in my hometown, and have never really found one here. Does anyone know of a good one? Ideally in Lower Manhattan?
Apr 12th
Apr 11th
“As this recession continues, it is understandable that more people might...”
– Patient Money - In Another Recession Sign, an Uptick in Vasectomies - NYTimes.com Why is it the Agriculture Department that comes up with this statistic? Regardless: damn.
Apr 10th
Apr 10th
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Friday Lunches
James turns his hat so it's backwards.
James: What do we think of this?
Scott: Not a fan...
James: I'm going to try this for the rest of the day.
James: We'll know it's a success if girls start checking me out.
Waitress comes to deliver check, looks at James, starts laughing.
Apr 10th
The Road to Area 51 - Los Angeles Times →
Former government employees talk about the now-declassified Area 51.
Apr 10th
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“Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather...”
– Texas lawmaker suggests Asians adopt easier names | Front page | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
Enough about the snow! They’re flurries!
Apr 8th
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