“Hello, folks, Captain Harrison here. We’re about to make our final approach into LAX, so why don’t you fold up those tray tables and bring your seats HOLY FUCK MOTHER OF FUCK! What is that? Oh, shit! Do whatever you want! Recline your goddman seats, fuck in the aisles, whatever, go for it! The end of days is here, and it’s everyone for themselves before Satan reaches up a giant, gnarled claw from those flames and pulls this tin bird straight down to Hell! Oh, Jesus. Repent! No, fuck! Keep fucking! Your stewardesses will be by to prepare the cabin for damnation. Have a lovely stay in the Malebolge, or wherever your eternal destination might be.”
The fire, as seen from my window on approach to LAX #2
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