The nice thing about Dick Cheney is that he will just straight-up tell you when he intends to ignore or violate a law, and that is the only thing he will tell you about anything he does, because his records are all in his “man-sized” safe in his office, and that safe will be in his deep-sea underwater bunker, with Cheney, once the full extent of his crimes against humanity become clear, on January 21, 2009.