“Hello there! I’m the New York City Subway System! I get you from point to point easily and efficiently. I have hundreds of stations across all five boroughs, spanning miles and miles of track that have served New Yorkers for over a hundred yea… Oh, what’s that you say? What do you have there? Oh, it’s a bottle of water? OH MY GOD! NOT WATER! AHHHHHHH! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! AHHHHHHH! HELLLLLP ME!”
I’m Trapped. « east village idiot
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